Keep your crops safe
(Heed the warning!)
From newly-planted flowers to five-month-old herbs, ensure your hard work stays safe and lasts longer. Steer away stomping feet or mindless troublemakers or young children with our “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker sign. Made from Russian birch plywood, each sign is sturdy and long-lasting to help protect your garden.
Make a statement
Plant safety is important
Small-sized + legible
Each marker measures 5.5” x 3″ (L x W), with the phrase “Please Don’t Kill Me” engraved clearly.
Suitable for indoor plants
Our markers are ideal for small-sized plants, herbs, and flowers that are potted and raised indoors.
Great for anyone who loves green
Whether it’s someone with full-on greenthumb or someone with just a few plants around, this marker works as a great gift idea for any grown green of nature.
Reusable + eco-cool
No plastic here. Just pure hand-and-laser-cut wood that can last plant after plant for a go-green solution.
Made with love + care
The “Please Don’t Kill Me” Herb Marker comes from a small-business brand North to South Designs, which hand-crafts its home and decor items out of Texas. No mass-production, just fun and quirky items from its creative and independent owner, Magen. Each purchase from the North to South Designs brand promises wood-based wonder for home, pets, garden, and more.
About North To South Designs
I’m Magen, and I make things with love and laser beams!
North to South Designs began as a wood crafting hobby 7 years ago in Vancouver, Canada. Initially it was a pastime that married my love of working with wood, and my need for a creative outlet – a space where I could share my love of design and of all things nerdy!
Since then it’s become a full time job, crammed into our ex-dining room, now LASER room, and managed alongside 3 little ones and a husband (all of whom make my life wonderful and crazy)!
I love making products that make people laugh and help them tell the world who they are – even if it’s just with a bookmark or a wooden spoon!
Designed In
Brenham, Texas
How much does shipping cost?
We are glad to bring our customers great value and service. That’s why we provide fast shipping from our Fulfillment Center in California by UPS and USPS.
What countries are you delivering to?
As of now, we’re delivering to the United States only.
How can I track my parcel?
Once your parcel has left our Fulfillment Center, you will receive an email with a tracking number to monitor your parcel movements.
Can you ship my order to a business address?
Yes, you can write your business address in your order details if it’s more convenient to you.
Can you ship my order to a PO Box address?
Yes, you can select delivery to a PO Box if it’s more convenient to you.
Can you ship my order to APO or FPO military addresses?
Yes, we ship anywhere in the United States, and to all US territories and military APO/FPO addresses.
What happens to my parcel if it is delivered while I’m not there?
Depending on the destination and the package size, your parcel will be left in your mailbox or on your porch, or it may be left with a neighbour.
Can I cancel my order?
All orders can be canceled until they are shipped. If your order has been paid and you need to change or cancel it, please contact us within 12 hours of placing it.
Can I get a refund if something is wrong with my order?
Within 14 days of receiving the parcel, you can ask us for:
- A full refund if you don’t receive your order
- A full refund if your order does not arrive within the guaranteed time (1-3 business days not including 1 business day processing time)
- A full or partial refund if the item is not as described
Full refunds are not available under the following circumstances:
- Your order does not arrive due to factors within your control (e.g. providing the wrong shipping address)
- Your order does not arrive due to exceptional circumstances outside our control (e.g. not cleared by customs, delayed by a natural disaster).
All our products are backed with a 14-day money back guarantee. Just send us a message on the Contact Us page and we will refund the purchase price.
Can I return an item for an exchange instead of a refund?
Yes, you can! Kindly Contact Us form to discuss the details with us.
Can I return my purchase?
All our products are backed with a 14-day money back guarantee. Just contact us and we will refund the purchase price.
If you are not satisfied with your purchase, you can return it for a replacement or refund. No questions asked! You only should return it at your expense.
Please contact us first and we will guide you through the steps. We are always ready to give you the best solutions!
Please do not send your purchase back to us unless we authorize you to do so.
Are there any items I can’t return?
Hygiene and our customers’ safety is our top priority, which is why there are specific types of products that can’t be returned such as:
- Face and body products if opened, used, or have a broken protective seal
- Underwear if the hygiene seal is not intact or any labels have been broken
- Swimwear if the hygiene seal is not intact or any labels have been broken
- Pierced jewellery if the seal has been tampered with or is broken
These are fantastic. So far they have held up outside for about a month and not faded in the Texas sun.
Several weeks of use and signs are still good. Full sun 12 hours a day and watering twice a day.
I got these to make funny little signs for my plants. Perfect size and easy to use
Looks great in the garden
These did not age well. The material degraded in the sun. It seemed nice at the time, though.